Could not resist the appropriate timing of this one - to the tune of ‘Wild Rover’;
[size=2]There’s an ale house in Northwich, I used to frequent,
When in walked Mike Connett, his money all spent,
He turned to the barman, and ordered a pint,
He said "let’s see the cash first", cause your Northwich sh**e!
No nay never,
No nay never, no more,
Let’s all drink to the Albion
and Northwich no more![/size]