I was in the pub last night watching the rugby and three Vics fans were bemoaning the fact that their team kept losing and was facing relegation.
"I blame the chairman" said the first, "if he would sign new players then we could be a great side"
"I blame the players" said the second, "if they made more effort I am sure we would score more goals"
"I blame my Dad", added the third, " if he’d been a Wittoner I’d be supporting a decent team!
a pre-season radio interview with Mike Worthington and Mike Connett. The interviewer says, "Mr Connett what r your hopes 4 the coming season."
" Well a top half league finish. good runs in the fa cup and trophy i think." The interviewer then turns to mike worthington with the same question. He replies " well i think we will have the league won by easter, go all season unbeaten, win the fa trophy and the fa cup." "Dont you think you are going a bit to far there" said the interviewer. Mike Worthington says "Well he f!"£$% started it."