From BBC News,the bold highlighting is mine, and this is definitely a tongue in cheek post;
Cash machine found at County Durham allotment
Dog walkers in County Durham have stumbled across a cash machine apparently stolen and dumped at an allotment.
The empty machine, found in Witton Park near Bishop Auckland on Thursday, had been broken into, Durham Police said.
All attempts to trace the owner, including contacting the manufacturer and police forces across north England and the Scottish Borders, have failed.
Anyone with information about the machine should contact the force.
The blue, free-standing cash dispenser is of the type found in shops and petrol stations, police said.
Det Insp Simon Orton said: "These machines, which can hold several thousand pounds, can be bought over the internet.
“We would be very interested to hear from anyone who knows anything about it.”