For sale

For sale.

Due to unforseen circumstances I have for sale the following;

1X set of goal posts plus nets.
4X corner flags.
Circa 6000 stadium seats ( sorry green )
Complete contents of bar.
2X football kits, complete ( again sorry, green and off white).
4X floodlights ( complete) only work with supply. See next.
1 stand alone generator ( slightly fire damaged) but works.
20+stewards jackets, as new.
1X tractor.
Various trophies ( ownership debatable).
Almost complete football stadium. (looks ok from the front)( to the colour blind).
Plenty of space to allow your dog to attack people you dont like.
Numerous debts.But fair number of supporters willing to put money in for little or no return.

All this for £2,000 we will throw in the stadium/empty lot.
For further details contact SIR M connett @ HMP High leigh, Gold Wing.

Sorry if my last post upset any witton fans, tried to post it on their forum, but couldnt. what a suprise.