As I cannot make it to the ground on a Saturday for a while can I order an XL (at least!) home shirt and pick it up on a Thursday night? Also, what is the smallest size you do, might get one for my grandson if they are small enough.
WHS.
XL -Like your shirts tight then WHS ? 
Okay XXL!!! (In the USA I am a Medium!)
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B****Y hell WHS,
you are not Derek Acorah in disguise, are You ?
Do you have your own show in USA ?
No, but I do have a degree in American Studies and have visited the USA six times, not much I don’t know about the USA, my wife says it’s a pity I don’t know very much about DIY!
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PS Who is Derek Acorah? never heard of him. My reference to “Medium” referred to size not my ability to communicate with the dead! (though I do try to communicate with the Northwich Guardian which is a similar experience where Witton are concerned!)
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WHS, the graudian is not worth the paper its written on poor value imo and given it V*** bias not worth buying for Wittoners
Totally agree CJ the Witton articles are free online anyway. I am also not understanding how the Great news of our new shirt sponsor makes it onto Granada reports but only page 11 of The Guardian 
The front page of next week’s Guardian is to be a full page in-depth expose on how the biscuits in the boardroom at the VS have been changed from ginger nuts to custard creams without anybody notifying the chariman in advance.
You heard it here first.
You are right at the moment, it is one of the reasons I have been keen to see Vics really “Hit the buffers” and I believe the “bump” will happen very soon. The Guardian will then only have us to write about.
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