[quote=“WWWitton” post=44506]To the music of yellow submarine
In the town, where we were born,
We get to play our home football,
In a ground that we all own,
Unlike the V* s who own f** all.
We all play in our own football ground,
Own football ground, own football ground
We all play in the clubs home town
The clubs home town the club home town
Deffo the leading contender so far
and the extended version…
To the music of yellow submarine
In the town, where we were born,
We get to play our home football,
In a ground that we all own,
Unlike the V* s who own f** all.
We all play in our own football ground,
Own football ground, own football ground
We all play in the clubs home town
The clubs home town the club home town
And our friends are all on board,
Many more of them will start to roar
Add the fans begin to sing
Da da da da dada dada
We all pss in a green and white pot,
Green and white Pot, Green and white Pot.
We all pss in a green and white pot,
Green and white Pot, Green and white Pot
Replace “f…k” with sod and I love it!!
WHS.
To the tune of This is how it feels to be lonely
So this is how it feels to be Witton
Wittoners are giving it mouth
Coz were in the Northern Prem and V**cs are in Division One South
Division One South
I did put this in another thread but it went off topic :S
to the tune of row row row your boat
Row row row your boat,
Gently down to Stafford,
We’re the only team in town,
Northwich Vics are knackered.
Green and white parasites,
Nothing in the bank,
F**k off to Stafford,
You cheating pile of w@nk.
He’s only a poor little Vics fan
Whose ground has been taken by Thor
The owners a prick
He makes me feel sick
And now he don’t sing anymore
or closer to the traditional version
He’s only a poor little Vics fan
Whose ground has been taken by Thor
He made me feel sick
So I hit 'im with a brick
And now he don’t sing anymore
To the tune of Brown girl in the ring
Witton Albion tra la la la la
Witton Albion tra la la la la la
Witton Albion tra la la la la
The greatest ever football team
Bit of ABBA (I’m sure this one or variation of it done already)
Money money money
Must be funny
To a Northwich fan
Ha ha hahahaha
All the things they could do
If they had a bit of money
In a v*cs fan’s world
Ooh aaah Brain Pritchard
I say ooh aah Brian Pritchard
WWWitton, now I like ALL of them!!
WHS.
[quote=“WWWitton” post=44938]to the tune of row row row your boat
Row row row your boat,
Gently down to Stafford,
We’re the only team in town,
Northwich Vics are knackered.
Green and white parasites,
Nothing in the bank,
F**k off to Stafford,
You cheating pile of w@nk.[/quote]
This is BRILLIANT! Love it B)
What about to the tune of ‘my old mans a dustman’
Oooohhh! Shaun Tuck’s fckin’ magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Wincham Park,
He said I fancy that,
He didn’t sign for Accrington,
Or Northwich 'coz they’re site,
He signed for Witton Albion,
'Coz they’re f*cking dynamite…
[quote=“jonnyamery” post=45215]What about to the tune of ‘my old mans a dustman’
Oooohhh! Shaun Tuck’s fckin’ magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Wincham Park,
He said I fancy that,
He didn’t sign for Accrington,
Or Northwich 'coz they’re site,
He signed for Witton Albion,
'Coz they’re f*cking dynamite…[/quote]
Just a couple of tweaks!!!
Oooooohhhhh Shaun tuck is magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Albion
He said I fancy that
He could have signed for accy
Or stayed at shitty skem
But he signed for witton albion
Coz we’re dynamite
[quote=“Club_Shop” post=45217][quote=“jonnyamery” post=45215]What about to the tune of ‘my old mans a dustman’
Oooohhh! Shaun Tuck’s fckin’ magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Wincham Park,
He said I fancy that,
He didn’t sign for Accrington,
Or Northwich 'coz they’re site,
He signed for Witton Albion,
'Coz they’re f*cking dynamite…[/quote]
Just a couple of tweaks!!!
Oooooohhhhh Shaun tuck is magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Albion
He said I fancy that
He could have signed for accy
Or stayed at shitty skem
But he signed for witton albion
Coz we’re dynamite[/quote]
Skem and Dynamite don’t rhyme :silly:
Coz were the creme de creme ?
You better watch out, you better not look,
You better watch out, his names Shaun Tuck,
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
You better watch out, you better beware,
He’s good on the ground and good in the air,
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
You better watch out, you better not cry,
You better watch out, I’m telling you why,
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
Shaun Tuck is coming to town
Movin’ On Up - M People
His name is Ben, he’s very tall
A local lad, who plays football
He plays for Witton, the very best.
He plays next to Boothy, and his chiselled chest.
The best centre half around
Be afraid when, he’s at your ground.
The best centre half around
He wont let you score and you’re all going down
[chorus]
'Cos he’s Ben Harrison, Ben Harrison
Ben Harrison, Nothing can stop him.
Ben Harrison. Ben Harrison
Ben Harrison, Nothing can stop him.
Yeah
To the tune of Hey Jude
Na na na na na na na na na Shaun Tuck
[quote=“Woody” post=45845]To the tune of Hey Jude
Na na na na na na na na na Shaun Tuck[/quote]
I think that this would work… Simple and catchy. What do people think?
[quote=“come_on_the_albs” post=45849][quote=“Woody” post=45845]To the tune of Hey Jude
Na na na na na na na na na Shaun Tuck[/quote]
I think that this would work… Simple and catchy. What do people think?[/quote]
Na.
To Song for Whoever, Beautiful South:
Harrison, Gardner and Matty Wood too, Sheehan and Joe Shaw is new.
Cooper and Boothy and Josh Hancock too, Stotty and Tuck score a few.
They score those goals for you…
[quote=“Left Pegger” post=45851]To Song for Whoever, Beautiful South:
Harrison, Gardner - Matty Wood too. Fallon and Joe Shaw are new.
Cooper and Boothy and Josh Hancock too, Stotty and Tuck score a few.
They score those goals for you…[/quote]
Hey ho, let’s go
Hey ho, let’s go
He’s running down the touchline
His hair is looking well fine
Wittoners losing their minds
It’s Josh Hancock
Hey ho, let’s go
He’s running down the wing now
Will he shoot? I don’t know
We’re all revved up and ready to go