I was given the almost impossible task of thinking up an anti-vics song to the tune of amarillo by Chaz and Robbo on Saturday, on the back of my previous hits. Unfortunately, I have writers block, despite running round at football yesterday trying to think of something.
Soz Greenie, just havin’ a chuckle. Perhaps the boys need to come up with a new name for you then. I’m sure the suggestions will not be in short supply.
You know, something nice and catchy, like "WozonceascummerbutnowaRedie!"
Good song Robbo, I’m sure a little fine tuning will create a classic.
mike connet is a red
is a red
is a red
mike connet is a red
he hates northwich…
or to the tune of ‘wot the f’en hell was that’:-
wots it like to rent a ground
wots it like to rent a ground
from your chairman
from your chairman
wots it like to rent a ground…
or when they do:
zigga zagga n’ich vics…
respond:
zigga zagga zigga zagga f** pr**ks…
Just to clear a few issues up, here are the new songs;
He’s got a BENT toe, he’s got a bent toe,
Michael Moseley, he’s got a bent toe
We’ve got a right back called Tom Spearritt,
Put him in a tackle he’ll always win it,
Offer him a fight he’ll always sh1t it,
We’ve got a right back called Tom Spearritt
Liam Brownhill is a girl, is a girl, is a girl.
Liam Brownhill is a girl, He wears ear-rings
Bri Pritchard Pritchard
They love him at Scotland Yard
He’s big and he’s f**king hard
Bri Pritchard Pritchard
And a new one to the tune of F**k Off Chelsea FC;
F**k Off Northwich FC, You wont sign our Stevie C,
5 Yellow Cards and a 1 match ban,
Steve Connors is a Witton man!
I have to say I am glad the quality of our football team is a little better than the poetry on this site!!! "We’re Red, we’re White, we’re flaming Dynamite" has a nice ring to it.
WHS.
We really need to revoke Yox’s membership to this forum… Or keep him out of the pub!! What’s Amy going to say when you spend all your future rent money on ale?!?
My contribution:
Rob Lloyd is fckin’ magic,
He wears a magic hat,
And when he saw Wincham Park,
He said I fancy that,
He didn’t sign for Barrow,
Or Northwich 'coz they’re shte,
He signed for Witton Albion,
‘Coz were f*ckin’ dynamite.