Newcastle Town

… look certain to be promoted to our league next season.

28 points clear at the top of the North West Counties Prem. They have played 30 and won 29!

The team features Greg Smith, Paul Donnelly (their captain) and Dan Skelton.

And if you have seen them play they are big, physical, play wide simple football and give little away at the back not brilliant players but committed - some clues there for Gary Finley but has he got the ability to change I doubt it.

There is no point giving clues to the clueless CJ!