PREMIERSHIP NONSENSE

Watching MOTD last week,i was amazed to hear of Burnleys Peruvian back-up goalkeeper.Surely there must be an equally capable English/British lad.

Now i am all for Latin football,hence Mario,but the tide has to turn and top flight clubs have to be put under pressure to comply.

United can do it,in 99 they won that big silver pot with a number of Greater Manchester lads in their squad.

Treating my eldest lad tomorrow night with a trip to Moss Lane to watch United reserves.I will pick you up WHS at the Windmill at 6-15 if you would like.

Never going to happen Mario - those days are long gone. Home-based players are too expensive. Just like in many jobs, foreign workers are a lot cheaper.

Hang on, I’ll have to answer my door that’ll be my Polish plumber!