Parents are taken to court over accusations of beating their son. The boy, aged just 7, says they beat him all the time. Judge says he will put him with his Aunt. Boy says “No, she beats me more than my parents.” “How about your Grandparents then”? suggests the Judge. “No.” says the boy, “They are the worst of the lot.” The Judge consults with the Social Services and finally rules the boy be put with the England Football Team as they never beat anyone!!
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Replace “Football Team” with “Cricket Team” same difference!!
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