Well the time has come to put down the pint glass, let go of the pump, hang up my apron, turn off the fryers and, heaven forbid, hang up my headphones…
For the first time since i started, at Witton Albion, I’m calling time.
It’s nearly 12 months since I first told the board my desire to leave the role as social club manager. Thanks to the help of my wonderful staff, Daz, Emma, Kareena, Shane, Dylan, big Gaz, Matt, Katie, Daisy, liv, of course Chairman jnr and Helen who have helped keep me sane for the second part of my tenure.
This is certainly not the long goodbye or a dear John letter. I will be down at the club plenty this season to see all the friends and people i consider family. As I said to Mark, there are so many people who i love to bits there. It’s truly a family. One or two arseholes mind but hey ho.
To those wittoners close to me you’ll know I’ve not been very well, esp recently. I haven’t been to the doctor’s since i was a child and the only time I’d been to a hospital was for Archie being born. This year it feels like I’m never away from them. I can’t juggle everything and keep putting my health on the back burner. We’re a long time dead my friends.
I got involved with the place in 2013 and when I took the job in 2015 I only intended to do it for 12 months so someone more capable could take the bar on and hopefully i could continue with some of the fantastic events we produced.
The Roaring Laughter comedy club, frozen, fantasia, take that. It cost me a fortune but wow, we entertained.
So the thank yous, well from the top i have to thank my good, good friend, Jimmy Powell. Eternal custodian of the witton way, forever general of the witton army, perpetual pervy disc jockey, always the man with witton branded into the flesh of his heart and will always be my best mucker. Cheers for everything from day one Jimmy. I love you immeasurably.
Next, it’s the WAFC SC front line, Matt cat, debs, anne Marie, Amy, Becca!! big Gaz, the lovely Phil and Helen, Jeff, John, Big Trev S (sorry Trev, old joke, but thank you mate, from the bottom of my heart, the legend that is Chris. Ps can i adopt him?, Alan spruce, James, kev, Edgy, Kelly, jo heffey, Steph, of course Nige Nutt, Pauline, Tracey and rebecca… Phil flav, John flav (will they be happy being mentioned in the same sentence?) Ralph, then of course all the coneelys, thank you for the bookings. Don’t forget, Prew, and drew. Shittest double act name ever.
Massive thanks to Jamie Thompson, Robbo X
Ian Stanley and co, thanks for coming to so many events, mostly you were the only wittoners… Mike Collins too.
Old des, Alan spruce, Kevin and James, Pauline, Tracey, Rebecca, VJ, Bill and Eric, or ‘Billeric’ as i secretly named them because you never saw one without the other! Former MI6, MI5, MFI, FbI, CiA, C&a, And KGB man, Doorman Gordon Knopp, who knows everything witton related before witton does!
Pauline and John spruce, the witton old guard, Pete McKenna, Jo heffey, and everyone who ever came into the bar…
Thanks to Mark, Andrea, Adam and to Neil, John Salmon, Reg, Judith, and Peter Williamson, it was a pleasure.
You’ve got some great people looking after the club now, I’m working with them to make sure they hit the ground running and get the leg up i didn’t. This season is going to be exciting. Keep supporting your club.
For one last time, UTA…
See you all for a pint soon xxx