The Forum X1

General Miscellaneous
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The Forum X1 Compiled in the best possible taste :wink:

GK Eli Gorton - Kicks up the shit between posts

RB Dodger - Quick witted and hard to get round

CB Knutsfordian - Consistent,never moves to right or left

CB Thatched Tavern - Always encouraging the team

LB Robbo - Sharp and if you get past him it’s a goal

RM Andy Chad - He’s always right

CM Rabbit - Articulate but dribbles on a bit

CM Grazzer10 - Schemeing No 10

LM WHS - Left outside who sometimes comes in - The Wizard of the Drivel

ATT Thomas - Goal provider

ATT Mario Kempes - He would get in any team would’nt he

Subs Pritch and AK - Always watching but never come on

Manager Mike T

Asst Manager Stu - Mind your back Mike T

Catering The Albion Tea Hut

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No Stu?

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:laugh:

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Very amusing Eli.

Although I am hurt by the criticism of my dribbling :wink:

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Brilliant Eli, best thing on the forum for ages, more please.
WHS

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Just wait until Baby Rabbit puts in an appearance.
There’ll be more dribbling than George Best.

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Can I be the one in the dugout always argueing with the crowd?

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I’m gonna work as hard as I can in training, and just wait for an oppertunity to come along! It’s not easy not even making the bench, and knowing you’re not first choice!

Oh and my ankle has been absolutely fine all season!

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Stu is in !

Marston Mauler - had been wrestling to put you in - you are now in the squad

Tongue of Fury - was worried you may get too many red cards ! - but you are now in the sqaud as well.

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Well done Eli, nice thread for a change!

Marston Mauler would have to be in the Darren Anderton role - 1 game so far this season!!!

We’d have no chance of the fair play award either with this lot!

Dodgy keeper, dodgy keeper!

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What about the fair wordplay league though?

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Brews all round.

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All in the best possible taste ! :whistle:

3-5-2

Gk MIKE T Custodian who blocks everthing !

DODGER & THOMAS     Stewarding the defence !

CLUB SHOP           Player Manager ( Behind every great manager there is a great woman )?


WHS                 Still the "Wizard of the Drivel" !

ANDY CHAD           Dictator aspiring to be a MOD-ric ?

GREG M              Back from chasing Rhinos and gelling well with Robbo !  ;) 

Vi8                 Midfield creHATER with the ability for a good BACK HEAL ?

LEFT PEGGER         Every team needs one !


ROBBO               Moved up front for his venomous strikes !

EDDIE C             For his long range volley's ! 



SUBS         

ALBION FOREVER      Loyal but not quite good enough

TONGUE OF FURY      Lacks a bit of bite just lately

MARSTON MAULER      Not been putting in a shift of late

MONA                Has a deft reverse post(pass) 


DIRECTOR OF FOOTBALL/CHIEF SCOUT       CJ 


[u]REFRESHMENTS[/u]        

ME                   Moussaka. Souvlaki & tzatziki with some ouzo ?
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