I realise that Robbo is without question Musical Director of the Witton Albion Supporter’s Association and has arguably created more classics than that Andy Floyd Webber character.
However with time on my hands whilst on business (stuck in foreign airports and hotels), I have adapated a popular little tune (My Old Man’s a Dustman) for potential use. Individual verses could be sung or indeed the entire thing (although remembering the words might be a problem)!
It goes without saying that Robbo may have to edit to bring up to the high ususal standard, but here goes anyway…
Brian Pritchard?s magic,
He wears a magic hat,
He went off for five stitches,
n?came back in a swimming cap,
He could have gone off early,
But Pritch is just too hard,
And if you don?t believe us,
Ask his mates at Scotland Yard!
Stevie Connors magic,
But he has got no hat,
He took one look at Pritchard,
N?said I?m not wearing that,
He could have signed for Northwich,
And played in Green n? White,
But when they came n? asked him,
He?said p*** off vics your shite!
Liam Brownhill?s magic,
But he won?t wear a hat,
He thinks it might mess up his hair,
And make him look a pratt,
He plays for us at left back
The best we?ve had in years,
He dazzles all attackers,
When they look up at his ears!
Adam Warlow?s magic,
He wears the striker?s hat,
And when he sees the matchball,
He says I?m havin? that,
He scored five past Whitby,
And he missed another few,
We?ve got a shock for Dariooooo,
He?s not coming back to Crewe!
Ohhhh Jimmy Vince is magic,
He wears the gaffer?s hat,
And when he saw the Witton job,
He said I?m havin? that,
We watch the team play every week
We?ve travelled back and forth,
Because we know this time next yearrrrrrrrrrr
We?ll be playing in the Conference North
The Witton, The Witton