'Training' 26/06

If it hasn’t rained by 3pm then training will be on at 7pm tonight on John Deane’s.

???

if it does rain, then training should still be on, and you should stop being a woman.

Player safety is my main concern. Don’t want anyone turning their ankle on a wet pitch.

Yes wet pitches are very dangerous. Every league club in the land waters their pitch before every game. And why is this? To endanger their players?! You mong.

Yes but every league club in the country doesn’t have the likes of Mike Blundell and Big Stu playing for them. These fellas could do themselves a mischief in an empty room.