Am abit bored tonight in the pre-season wilderness so just thought up a few jokes about our nearest and dearest…
Q: How many V*cs fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4
1 to change it, 1 to put an unnecessarily large lamp shade around it, 1 to persuade the other 3 that it belongs to them and will be there forever and 1 to take the old bulb back to b&q to claim the tax back
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
V*cs fan
V*cs fan who?
V*cs fan who has to travel 40 miles every week to watch my local football team and they’re still s**t!
How do you make a V*cs fan cry?
Tell them they’ve drawn Stafford away in the FA Cup
Anyone else? Maybe we could have a competition for the best v*cs joke in their time of need!