Mods, can someone please revoke his access asap!?
I like it, but not sure of the tune? needs work.
If the influx of new songs continues at this rate. We will have to get booked in for some studio time. Play it over the P.A instant atmosphere!
Padded cell stuff but most encouraging ! The best supported team in the league have a genuine 12th man in the Witton crowd so lets use it positively.i know the frustrations at times but get behind the lads on the run in .Even Fergie at times has had to remind the OT crowd of the role they have to play
[quote=“Mookie Blaylock” post=42068][i]♪♫
When your Gardner’s body’s broken
And you need a right full back
When you’re playing up hill
And you need some support in attack
When your questions go unanswered
And the silence is killing you
Take his hand baby, he’s your man
Matty Woolley will have to do
Matt Woolley love song
He’s bombing down the right
He can take you higher
In Witton red and white
Matty Woolley on the right
In the red and white!
♪♫[/i]
Needs work[/quote]
Ten Storey Love Song! Classic.
Agreed we do need more songs, the Vince era time was littered with songs for pretty much every player. Even if the ‘Na Na Na Na’ came out more often it’d be a start.
Just thought of this one down the pub tonight for next season. Bit of a remake of the old classic but here goes, ahem:
“If i had the wings of a dunlin 
If i had the arse of Seb Coe
I’d fly over stafford# tomorrow
And s**t on the…below!”
subject to change to moss farm, skem, lostock/bermuda triangle or old trafford
Needs work…
Luvin it already Paul
Thanks Chad, years of hard work and dedication went into the song. I’d just like to thank my family, friends and Witton Albion FC for their support, I couldn’t have done it without them
Some new songs needed for our assualt on the premier league to spur on the lads? I’ve heard Mookie is a musical genius :ohmy:
‘and arse of Sebastian Coe’, may help the rhythm.
isn’t that a song from the 90’s
“if I had the wings of a sparrow
and the arse of a crow
I would fly over Drill Field tomorrow
and shit on the bastards below”
I think the original is from HMS Pinaforeby Gilbert & Sullivan.
We used to have similar diitty about surgeons in our Christmas revues many many moons ago. The chorus was :- ‘and we all cut together and fill up the mortuary’.I have got the full song somewhere.
May be WHS could enlighten me.
Yes it is jonnyamery, just tried to make a twenty first century version. I think the original went way further back than the 90s.
Fair play, just thought it rang a bell from when I was a kid.
“If I Had The Wings of a Sparrow” = “My Bonnie Lies over the Ocean”.
sh-it on, sh-it on, shit on the bastards below, be-low!
Not in to G and S to be honest Vi8. Bad language does nothing for me however no matter who it is directed at.
WHS.
i agrre with that whs. also we should be singing abou WITTON not northwich. decrying northwich is not going to inspire the players, so let’s just stick to singing about witton an d not belittle ourselves.
To be honest you need to ask yourselves will I be singing the songs? If not what does it matter what the fans behind the goal are singing! Keep the song ideas coming!
Have you not seen the play off final dvd yet?? :ohmy:
Every club thorughout the country, and probably the world, have songs against their rivals why shouldn’t we? As jonny said nobody has to join in and sing them if they don’t want to. I agree that we should of course sing plenty of our songs for witton but for me some anti-northwich songs add to the atmosphere and create banter rather than it being a negative. Have you ever heard what they sing about us?? Alot worse than our songs! 
I have waited all my life for this moment when WE are the No.1 team in Northwich and celebrating that fact with a few well directed chants in their direction is the least we should do. 
What coloured pot do we urinate in??