Come on then Dodger, this one is set up a treat for your pre-match pun raid!
“Witton will be hungry for victory after getting burger all out of Tuesday night’s game”
I know you can do better!!!
Will Lee Nev be back for this one? Ruddy is suspended.
In all seriousness ‘quorny’ jokes shouldn’t be allowed on this forum.
By the way,has anybody seen the classic film
“Children of Quorn” !!
Let’s hope it is not a horror story.
UP THE ALBION
WE LOVE YOU WITTON.XXX :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
Do you think this game will be lacking the usual meaty challenges you see at this level?
Im bringing along my better half who has never watched a match in her life and hates football :unsure: hope its a good game or il never hear the end of it!! at least its another person on the attendance tho she insists she aint singing and is appalled at the idea of standing behind the goals while theres seats not being used!! women eh lol 
There’s a lot at steak.
I wonder what the Quorn substitutes will be like?
Ste, if I come to the match on Saturday (and miss Rugby on the box) will you have the mugs and did you get my tenner for the two I ordered?
WHS
[b][/b]Lets hope we make mincemeat of them.
I do hope we put some decent quorner kicks so that the big ugly special one can put them in the net .
And I think we should give a rousing welcome to the teams by singing either
“Quorn to be wild”
OR
“Quorn Free”.
I am serious,only just. :laugh:
Hi WHS
Sorry for the late reply. Yes i recieved your £10, Cheers. The mugs havent yet been ordered. This is because we are still confirming everyone who has registered. The order should be placed within a month or so.
Cheers
Ste
Hard to predict as it’s the first Meat-ing of the two sides but I think vegan win if we beef up our attack.
There’s not much you can soy a-bout our opponents.
Let’s hope our boys can de-liver the right result.
hope we can stock them from scoring,and we can pork a couple of goals into there net.
Ham with you there, let’s hope we’re not left with anything to beef about.
I wonder if they will have any meat heads playing for them ? 
Not any real ones!
Let’s hope the scoreline looks good venison Sky Sports vidiprinter.
Eli, where are you??
Not suffering from spam I hope
Eli who?
That’s a poultry effort Dodger! I just hope Foster resists from making any tasty challenges, we don’t want to have any beef with the referee.
Looking at their recent form it says 2 Quorn 0 Leek, which I’m not sure whether was the scoreline or the ingredients of their after match catering!